What happens when the BirthTrack meets the LaborPro?
Birthing women become the Borg.
Don't worry--some intrepid bloggers have deconstructed both of these menacing gadgets for you. Read my analysis of the BirthTrack: More! Better! BirthTrack! (TM). And Nursing Birth, a L&D nurse, just wrote about LaborPro: The WORST Idea Since Routine Continuous Fetal Monitoring for Low Risk Mothers.
Let's beat back the Borg invasion before it's too late!
And we get a 100% C-section rate. :(
ReplyDeleteOMG that is terrifying!
ReplyDeleteHoly creepy technology, batman!
ReplyDeleteI LOVED Nursing Birth's post on this, and wondered if you were going to comment!! Noninvasive, my @ss!!!!! Ugh.
ReplyDeleteyou will be assimilated by the technocratic model. resistance is futile.
ReplyDeleteI saw those posts yesterday and I like your humorous twist on it. I can't see this becoming a trend here in America but... I could be wrong!!!
ReplyDeleteAfter all those tubes and wires I guess women start to Look like the borg too....
ReplyDeleteI found this online while doing a pelvimetry search: http://www.liv.ac.uk/researchintelligence/issue31/stationmaster.htm. Reminded me of this post. Complete with retractable amnihook. Can you say *barf*?
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