Weird search terms

Over the past few weeks, I've complied a list of the weirder search terms people use to find this blog. The most common "normal" search terms are things you'd expect: what does giving birth feel like, breech birth, pregnant belly photos, etc.

Now onto the strange/funny ones. There are a lot of questions regarding poop and/or butts as they relate to childbirth.

• when constipated does passing a stool feel like child birth
• i feel like i have to poop, is that the babies head
• pooping while giving birth
• im birthing a child from my a$$

Odd things in the vagina...

• can a baby push down so much that it will be born premature?
• 31 week fetus head felt bulging in perineum
• is it normal to feel da baby move and something warm in my vagina area
• letting my child to play with my vagina

Other pregnancy & birth-related sensations

• labour feeling of bowling
• giving birth feels like you're dying
• why does childbirth burn
• what does my baby feel when i orgasm 

This falls into the "I really don't want to click on your search results" category

• lactation lust

How about combining these two: FLEXIBLE JAPANESE BABES DO SENSUAL ARMWRESTLING

• flexible Japanese babe
• sensual armwrestling

Good idea:

• effect of epitocyn on the baby (We now offer epidurals and Pitocin in one convenient injection, the "Epitocyn")

Bad idea:

• Successfully self inducing at 35 weeks

Huh?

• placenta phasia 
• stand and dilver (wanna dilver with me?)

These made me laugh:

• Pregnant women getting caught eating while in labor
• ridiculous birth plans (flattered to be #1 in google search for this one!)
• how 2 deliver d baby (#1: stop texting)
• closest feeling to labor for a guy
• why do i feel like i need a baby (I don't know, why do you?)

And my all-time favorite from a while back:

• can a vagina pickle a cucumber?

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